Rock on 2008.
New Years Resolutions
This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will keep an extra safe distance when
driving behind police cars.
and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Have a Safe and Happy New Year!