Monday, July 10, 2006

Lookout a New Blogger

Waal my ole' mate Peter at Holtieshouse has been hassling (not really) me to
start my own blog, so here goes, altho' for my 1st post this is it. Not much to
start off with but as it's now late here and I have to go to work (yeah yeah I
know some will say "you don't call that work what you do"....but let me beat
them to the punch) tomorrow (not like some bloggers I could name) so this
is gonna be short and sweet.

I'm a bit of a joker so expect to see some funny stories and photos.
Here's a oldie but a goodie.

A friend of mine, after going to see Mel Gibson's movie,
The Passion of Christ, was inspired to take his family to
Israel to see the places where Jesus lived and died.

While on vacation his mother-in-law died. An undertaker
in Tel Aviv explained that they could ship the body home
to
Brisbane at a cost of $10,000 or the mother-in-law
could be buried in
Israel for
$500 US.

The man said.. . "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asked. . "Are you sure? That's an awfully
big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."

The man replied. . ." Look mate, 2000 years ago they buried
a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead ...

I just can't take that chance.



8 comments:

Peter said...

G'day Greenie, to use one of your many non-de-plumes, welcome to cyber space buddy, there are millions of us out here so the chances of finding an odd nice one is quite high.

Peter said...

Iffen you don't like this template, we can change it, just let me know what you choose so I can put the extras on it.
I put a few links on the sidebar for you to have a look at, I'll even show you how to remove them if neccessary.
With word verification I usually click on the little blue wheelchair alongside the window and type in the numbers they call out.

Merle said...

Hi Warren ~~ Congratulations on joining
all of us bloggers. I think you will enjoy it and we will enjoy reading your posts. I like that joke you posted, and
you should have lots more.
Nice to read about your family too.
Even a nice photo of you !! Like the name and the template looks good.
All the best, have fun. Cheers, Merle.

JunieRose2005 said...

Welcome to blogging, Warren!

I like that Joke too! :)

June

Meow (aka Connie) said...

Hey Warren, welcome to the blogosphere. You're gonna have soooo much fun !!
Love the joke, like you said, and oldie but a goodie !! LOoking forward to more !!
Take care, and enjoy ... Meow

Hale McKay said...

Welcome, my friend. If you are a friend of Peter, you're automatically a friend of mine.

Yes, the joke's an oldie - but it's a goodie and a great to get your feet wet in the Blog waters.
...If you are half as entertaining as Peter, you will be on my Blogroll in short order.

Anonymous said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

You are a WANGER.

Anonymous said...

who knew my uncle was a WANGER!!!! I wouldn't say that, wazza....