A Few More Owl Photos & Some Funnies

I decided to add some more of the owl photos due to the interest
in my last post.

This is the sight that greeted me open opening my front door.
Click on the photo to enlarge it and you will be able to see the owl.

Okay what do you want!!!!

Playing dead or maybe having a little nap!!

You looking at me, yeah you...you looking at me!!
(With apologies to Robert De Niro in "Taxi Driver")

I just need a little rest!!

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Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE
ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER
STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,
ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A
WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD
FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO
GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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This was in Sunday's Paper as "Joke of the Week"

A GUY slopping in a supermarket noticed a little old
lady following him around, staring at him. At the checkout
she overtook him, then turned and said: "I hope I haven't
made you feel ill at ease - it's just that you look so
much like my late son.
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call Out 'Goodbye. Mum'
as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy...
So they went through the checkout, and as she was on her
way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye. Mother."
The little old lady smiled back.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's
day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85,"
the attendant said.
"How come it's so much?" he asked. "I only bought five items."
The attendant replied: "Yeah, but your mother said you'd pay
for her things, too."